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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.
– Andy Borowitz
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge
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My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
– Melanie White
Christmas is so much worse as you get older. It’s like “What do you want this year?” IDK. Financial security? A career? A sense of purpose? A nap would be nice.
“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”– Dave Barry
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others.
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
– Dave Barry
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.
– Bridger Winegar
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Do you know why so many people love Jesus? Without Jesus, no Christmas.
– Melanie White
I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.
– Earthman Adam
If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
– A Guy Named Kelly
Always jingle all the way. No one likes a half-assed jingler.
Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?
“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.”– Bridger Winegar
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Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
“I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.”– Winston Spear
I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
– Winston Spear
When what to my wondering eyes should appear… but 10 extra pounds on hips, thighs and rear.
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
“This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.”– Guy Endore Kaiser
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“The principal advantage of the non-parental lifestyle is that on Christmas Eve you need not be struck dumb by the three most terrifying words that the government allows to be printed on any product: “Some assembly required.””– John Leo
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”– Kin Hubbard
“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”– Don Marquis
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
– Melanie White